Monday, February 2, 2009

A few little idiosynchracies...

We have been here in Singapore now for about 8 months. During that time, we have all managed to fall head over heels in love with this tiny little nation. I have met some wonderful people, both expats and locals.
We have had the opportunity to experience local festivals, traditions and customs. Right now, we are in the middle of Chinese New Year. With one of my dearest friends being Chinese, it has taken on a very special meaning for me and I hope to continue the traditions that I learn for the rest of my life.
Singapore is probably the cleanest place on earth - a fact that we noticed while traveling to other destinations this past holiday. Even in Sydney, the sidewalks were spattered with dried up old chewed gum - since chewing gum is banned from being sold here in Singapore - the streets and sidewalks are pristine. The sides of the roads are manicured to perfection - even the overpasses are littered with tropical flowers.

A few oddities I have noticed so far:
1. Middle aged western men come to Singapore to find themselves a "honey"
2. The stores here have an amazing return policy: "Don't"
3. The government knows exactly where you are at all times - they keep tabs on every one of it's citizens. BIG BROTHER is watching you...
4. I have only seen one drive-thru in the time I have been here... But I have seen a few "skate-thru" McDonalds. BUT, they do deliver...
5. I have yet to learn all of the Chinese traditions, but am learning fast what I should NOT do - almost everything wrong can result in death.
6. Lion Dances are easily louder than your average rock concert.
7. Bill payment, cinema and theater ticketing, money transfer and restaurant reservation can be done through one and the same ATM machine.
8.You will never hear any propaganda that opposes the government.

I'll stop at 8 since that is the "auspicious" number in the Chinese culture.

Til next time ;-)

S